boeshanepeninsula:

how come when curly haired girls in movies get done up to look “”prettier”” they always gotta get their hair straightened

(via hiddle-batch)


ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


realbookofmorgan:

A bad day in college still seems to be better than a good day in high school

(via hiddle-batch)


(via stability)


pizzavity:

trying to look cool in front of your crush like

image

(via fake-mermaid)


ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

(via hiddle-batch)


mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(via hiddle-batch)


hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(via ugly)


faisdm:

legodinasaur:

mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn:

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

invading finland in winter

image

the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS

You could say the Russians were…

Finnished.

(via hiddle-batch)


shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

(via perks-of-being-chinese)